8 Funniest One-Liners From Popular Sitcoms - From Modern Family To New Girl

Let’s see what some of the funniest one-liners from some of the sitcoms that make us laugh every time are.

Zee Media Bureau | Mar 20, 2025, 13:06 PM IST

Are you feeling blue? Watch sitcoms. Are you in the mood for a good laugh? Watch sitcoms. The sitcoms of the US have viewers glued to their screens, from finding the show to re-watching it for the millionth time; these sitcoms have a special place in the fans’ hearts. Let’s see what some of the funniest one-liners from some of the sitcoms that make us laugh every time are.

1/8

Friends

Chandler: I am not that good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Cheese?

2/8

The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon: Well, that's no reason to cry. People cry because they are sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me cry.

3/8

Modern Family

Phil- The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.

4/8

Brooklyn 99

Jake: I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out, homies!

5/8

How I Met Your Mother?

Barney: A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

6/8

New Girl

Schmidt: Winston, if you think those shoes are brown, what colour do you think you are?

7/8

The Office

Michael: I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

8/8

Parks And Recreation

Ron Swanson: There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.

(All Photo Credits: IMDb)

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8 Funniest One-Liners From Popular Sitcoms - From Modern Family To New Girl

Friends

Chandler: I am not that good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Cheese?

The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon: Well, that's no reason to cry. People cry because they are sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me cry.

Modern Family

Phil- The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.

Brooklyn 99

Jake: I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out, homies!

How I Met Your Mother?

Barney: A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

New Girl

Schmidt: Winston, if you think those shoes are brown, what colour do you think you are?

The Office

Michael: I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

Parks And Recreation

Ron Swanson: There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.

(All Photo Credits: IMDb)

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8 Funniest One-Liners From Popular Sitcoms - From Modern Family To New Girl

Friends

Chandler: I am not that good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Cheese?

The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon: Well, that's no reason to cry. People cry because they are sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me cry.

Modern Family

Phil- The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.

Brooklyn 99

Jake: I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out, homies!

How I Met Your Mother?

Barney: A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

New Girl

Schmidt: Winston, if you think those shoes are brown, what colour do you think you are?

The Office

Michael: I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

Parks And Recreation

Ron Swanson: There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food. (All Photo Credits: IMDb)

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Ron Swanson: There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.

(All Photo Credits: IMDb)